Schoolmates used to ask me about Indian trains. I can now confirm British ones are worse Nish Kumar

The Guardian - With carriages full of unhappy travellers who have paid to be incarcerated, its no wonder talk of nationalisation has spread beyond duffel coat-wearing socialistsLast week Southern Rail staff went on strike, leaving thousands of commuters facing a slightly improved service. Southerns non-stop calamities this summer have added support to the idea of renationalisation. This debate is something I watched with great interest. Im a standup comedian who cant drive. I have never learned. I dont trust my hand-eye coordination. Youre looking at someone who once dropped a cricket ball on to his ow...